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[NFKRZ]: Hello blazers, NFKRZ there.
How you guys doing? Welcome to a brand new video!
I'm really sorry for, you know, slacking on the uploads lately.
I've just been really busy with my exams, in my uni.
I just passed and exam today, and ya boy got an "A", because I'm a smart-ass.
I'm a genius, okay?
Or a retard with no life. But, you know, it depends on the way you look at it.
So, great news. From now on I will have a little bit more free time
and I will upload a little bit more videos.
And, as well, another great news, of course, that I can share with you guys today,
is the main topic of today's video.
That's, the clickbait god of GTA 5, terrible, cancerous, clickbait videos, known as Sernandoe,
has been suspended from Youtube, for ever.
I mean, okay, he already has a new channel, but [stutters] it doesn't matter.
The fact stays still, that he- his channel, I think that had over 2 million subscribers,
is now destroyed, for violating community guidelines.
If you guys are not familiar with who Sernandoe is,
he's one of those cancerous, terrible, GTA 5 clickbait youtubers, along the lines of
MrBossFTW, LispyJimmy and other retards.
[LispyJimmy]: So let's go for not 3 likes, not 4 likes, but let's go for 5 likes.
(Voices overlap) [NFKRZ, imitating LJ]: Oh, LispyJimmy. I'm hira- hilarious Mexican. 5 likes, oh!
[NFKRZ, normal]: If you guys have been watching my channel for a long time,
you know me and LispyJimmy, we've had a lot of history.
He even made a video response to me, and I- I got him real good that time
All my videos on LispyJimmy have always been great hits.
And they even made it to DramaAlert and Scarce, boi.
Well, Sernandoe is like LispyJimmy, but probably even worse,
because it's a guy who used to clickbait that he had sex with his sister or something.
Or he used to clickbait how he had sex with his mom, apart from GTA 5 clickbait.
So, you know what kind of cancer we're getting into here.
And, of course, recently Sernandoe has been most popular for videos such along the lines of, uh,
"I got GTA 6 in the mail, from Rockstar"
[Sernandoe]: Oh my fucking god, dude! Oh my god! (2x)
Yes! Oh my god, dude! How did I fucking do it?!
Inside this- the bag, we got what we've been waiting for, for fricking years, man! Fricking years!
[NFKRZ]: Yeah, look at this fucking big-nosed cunt. I mean [unintelligible]
I mean, there's like a thing I noticed on the Internet, it's that a lot of the people who are just, you know,
complete scumbags, who make absolute trash content.
A lot of those people usually have, like, absolutely huge fucking noses.
For example, SoFloAntonio and Sernandoe, as well.
I mean, having a huge nose probably means that you're going to become a terrible GTA 5 clickbait youtuber.
It's a trait you need to look out for, okay?
Another feature to look out for, is skin that appears extremely greasy on the camera,
and scruffy neckbeard. That means you're a commentary youtuber like myself. [Giggles]
Or having a lisp and not being able to speak properly.
Or being a lesbian, or just being fucking fat.
You know, those are the traits of a commentary youtuber.
[Or?] being a huge-nosed cunt, and, as well, being a Mexican, which is a running theme,
because LipsyJimmy is a Mexican, and so is Sernandoe.
I don't know, [stutters], I'm not making any assumptions here, but I'm- I'm just pointing it out.
Well, those are the features and tips on how to spot a GTA 5 clickbait youtuber in the wild.
The only exception is MrBossFTW, he just looks like a fucking nerd.
So, Sernandoe has produced a lot of great videos over the years
[Sernandoe]: (Screams) I got the game! There it is, people! There it is!
It's Grand Theft Auto 6! Grand Theft fucking Auto 6!
[NFKRZ]: He used to make those videos. [unintelligible] "When I got GTA 6 in the mail."
He made like 10 of those, each one got like 2, 4, 3 million views, or whatever.
[Sernandoe]: I've been bamBOOZLED!
Motherfucking show you, dude!
"Training your adopted dog..."
[Screams and sobs] No!
[NFKRZ]: You know, the thing with those clickbait youtubers is that
they always turn it into like "Haha, this was a funny joke" at the end.
And then they would say on Twitter, like, "Why am I getting hate? All my videos are just jokes."
They're not fucking jokes, because the title of the video is "GTA 6 unboxing", or some shit.
You're just tricking gullible kids who think that they're actually
going to find information about GTA 6 on the Internet before Rockstar officially releases something.
And I don't know why there's so many kids that think that shit, but it's been 5 years since GTA 5 was out.
You, uh, feel old yet?
And fucking 12-year-olds still believe that there's gonna be some info about GTA 6 leaked on the Internet
before Rockstar actually says anything. Well, that's not the fucking case.
All you're doing is giving money to big-nosed cunts, like Sernandoe.
So, Sernandoe is famous for other great videos.
For example, you know, calling Rockstar and asking them about GTA 6 and shit like that.
And now, well, all those amazing videos are, unfortunately, gone from the face of Youtube,
because his channel has been terminated for community guidelines.
I think this is a great victory for the commentary community.
If that thing- if such thing as a commentary community even exists in 2018.
A lot of people always ask me the question,
"Why do you make videos on these GTA 5 clickbait youtubers? You're just giving them more exposure.
They're just getting more views in result, and, you know, nobody is gonna stop watching them, because
the kids that think GTA 6 videos are real, they're never gonna fucking disappear."
Well, the point that I made earlier in my videos is that, first of all, by making these videos,
exposing GTA 5 clickbait youtubers, we can make people realise that they're scamming pieces of shit.
Because, there are, actually, a lot of gullible kids that believe [in] these people.
And this is a really big [stutters] problem.
[Reading comment]
[Old NFKRZ]: There you go. One at the time, we will cure and we'll make it so
that LispyJimmy and Sernandoe have no fans anymore.
Well now, actually, Sernandoe being suspended for community guidelines,
actually gives me a new sort of reason to add to this.
And it's that, basically, by shedding light on this issue, by making videos about these terrible, cancerous, clickbait
GTA 5 youtubers, we're shedding light on this issue,
and maybe Youtube is taking a look at it, and they can be like,
"Wow, we really got some big scummy, big-nosed cunts on our website,
better get rid of them, better build a fucking wall" [Giggle]
I mean, remember when everybody was saying, you know,
"Why making videos on Durv? You're just giving him more attention, he's getting more views
and stuff like that. Nothing can happen."
Well, look at him now, his channel got terminated, and he keeps making new channels but
he just cannot get to the same level of popularity like he had before.
And he's just not getting any fucking views, quite frankly.
And here we go, guys. As a community, we've made so much videos about Sernando, and, well,
he's gone from the face of Youtube. It's incredible.
It's really a landmark achievement, for the power of the people on Youtube.
But, still, you know, you know, we've won this battle.
[Call of Duty]: Mission failed, we'll get 'em next time.
[NFKRZ]: But the war isn't over yet, because there are some channels that still need to be fucking destroyed.
For example, guys, I wanna check out what LispyJimmy's up to.
When you search up LispyJimmy, most videos that come up are my videos, and that's, that's pretty amazing.
So, what is LispyJimmy up to, recently?
Oh, okay. Seems like he stop making GTA 5 videos.
It's actually really surprising to me, because LispyJimmy, you know, is a staple of GTA 5 clickbait,
and it's actually amazing that he, uh-
Look, he has not made a video about- with GTA 6 in the title, in an entire month.
I mean, my man is, clearly, improving.
Okay, well, he's not. Because, if you actually look at the videos, it's fucking cancer.
You know, apparently, my nigga got a girlfriend, which, you know, congratulations to you on that.
But, you know, he's just clickbating her in like every fucking video.
I mean, look at this. It's not a thumbnail that you want to click on.
So, yeah, I guess LispyJimmy just thought of making "Durv-esque" cancer.
It- it's still fucking terrible, you know? [Giggles]
But it's a different kind of cancer.
At least, you know, at least it's not "GTA 6 gameplay leaks", "GTA 6, epic graphics", or whatever the fuck.
[LJ]: Hey guys, LispyJimmy here. Before we get started,
I just want to let you guys know I'm giving away a few hundred Amazon gift card.
If you would like to win one, all you need to do is like this video and subscribe with notifications on.
If you guys do that right now, I will literally give a $100 Amazon gift card.
[NFKRZ]: You wanna join my free gift card giveaway?
Subscribe to my channel, like the video and turn the notifications on.
They just never fucking learn, do they? They just never fucking learn.
Look at what happened to Durv. You want the same happening to you, LispyJimmy?
I mean [stutters]. Why am I warning this guy? I mean, I want him to be dead on Youtube
You know, that's the kind of the thing we're aiming for.
And I was saying, guys, we won this battle, we did kill Sernandoe.
Now we need to kill MrBossFTW, we need to kill Morgz.
That guy needs to get fucking axed from Youtube, because it's absolutely terrible.
We just need to get rid of LispyJimmy, seriously.
Like, they need to be gone from the face of Youtube, for this to be a better platform.
Oh, of course, and how could I forget my man, NoughtPointFourLive.
Yeah, that guy- that guy needs to fucking go. He just needs to go.
But yeah guys, in conclusion, I'm really going to miss Sernandoe. He's been a great [sport?]
A lot of entertaining videos, a lot of great videos made on him. A lot of entertaining content.
But, unfortunately, like many things in life, you gotta let him go, and you gotta move on,
and you gotta deal with what you have to.
It's really a shame. Because, you know, guys, if you think about it, it's really a shame that people like
Sernandoe and Durv, again, get banned. Because we have nothing, nobody to make videos about.
At this point, everybody that's left is Jake Paul and Logan Paul, and that shit is beat to hell, so...
Sernandoe, you could maybe come back and I'd make a video on that and get a couple hundred thousand views.
Yeah, uh, I got you, my nigga. [Giggles]
But yeah, on serious note, though, guys. Thank you so much for watching this video.
I will have a lot of more videos to do, coming [to you?] soon.
Because I have like a- basically, like a 2 week holiday to do jack shit.
Which is not a lot, you know. Russian educational system, I'd like a bit more time.
Because I was literally working my ass, this entire semester and half of this fucking month.
But I guess, fuck me. I ain't getting no sleep, I ain't getting no rest.
Nigga's gotta grind 24/7.
I'm on that grind!
But yeah, guys, [here's to?] new contents. The new videos are coming soon.
I will try to put more effort now that I actually have fucking time to make videos.
And, hopefully, revive my dead channel.
I hope you guys, did enjoy the video today.
If you did, please make sure to slap the motherfucking like on it.
And I will see you guys in the next one.
Peace!
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